I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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