she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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