She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
