I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I need a beard to bite.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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