You can't special order awesome
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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