This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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