Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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