Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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