your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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