i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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