even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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