just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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