ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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