Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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