I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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