Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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