i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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