you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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