As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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