ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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