i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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