We should be called the Road Head Warriors
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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