oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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