I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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