i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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