with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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