my sisters under your porch take her home
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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