Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
