I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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