It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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