i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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