his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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