I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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