i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
