so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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