I'm eating all of the evidence.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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