READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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