your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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