So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
