The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My pussy is not your playground.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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