just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So vagazzling was a success
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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