Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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