what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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