I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What drink are we having for lunch?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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