Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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