:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
they need to just BURY HIM!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You took a bar mat shot.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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