where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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