soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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