I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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