We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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